April 2013
122 posts
im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
bulimiasux:
you say you want to die but, you still put that seat belt on and look both ways before crossing the street you lock your windows and doors you would scream if someone was following you late at night you would run for your life but you do want to die you just want to die on your own terms.
escapistaz:
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite
they never make any good movies
mmmhmm all their movies suck
no emotional centerpiece at all nope
or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes
and they have no aesthetic appeal at all
yeah they’re all super ugly compared to disney or pixar or whatever right
yeah dreamworks is really lame
tellerknowles:
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
thatfunnyblog:
remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus
Funny Stuff you like?
kill-natalie:
am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides
best-of-funny:
shubbabang:
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
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Hopelessly Romantic Guy Dream #73
thetin-man:
Kissing her nose.
laugh-addict:
im still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature
